Dubstep is officially one of those genres that started out as one thing, ended up another, and now nobody can tell if music (as a whole) is even good. Maybe it’s great? But it’s probably terrible.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — I don’t even know what to say besides “just watch.” A bird sings dubstep. Whoa. (Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. And it sounds pretty darn exact to how this bird sings ...